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Wot da funk is goin on

Does anybody here know
Wot da funk is goin on

Enlighten me

Bewildered confused
Exposed to brutal truth
5G killed my spirit guide
Left me here to wonder why

Solipstic on my collar
What colour is a mirror
I’m in bed with me dinner
We live thru epic times

So I went to a preacher
To please explain
Is it all an illusion
A video game

He said the stars are the eyes of the Angels
And when we die we are the same
It’s the human condition
Save a life you will be saved

Does anybody here know
Wot da funk is goin on
Cos I aint got a clue

You got me real good
You got me real good

I’m not in it for the money
I’m not in it for the fame
Only love stand in opposition
To the reptilian brain

So I went to the Doctor
Please take away the pain
Remove the root of all evil
From my reptilian brain

Does anybody here know
Wot da funk is goin on
Enlighten me
Cos I aint got a clue

Love Is What You Make of It

Define Love

It’s a heartache
It’s a tragedy
Love is what you make of it

It’s complicated
It’s about relationships
And the need to be creative

It’s intoxicating
The most powerful drug Aphrodite created

It’s a parody
It’s a comedy
Love is what you make of it

It can make you
It can break you
Far away from comfort zones
It will take you

Turn your head
Spin you round
Pick you up then let you down

Too late baby
Too late now
I wouldn’t change a thing anyhow

It’s a lottery
It’s a luxury
Love is what you make of it

It’s unfair it’s unkind
Jealousy take over and possess your mind

To all the girls I’ve loved before
Highest high lowest low
Thank you for showing me the way to go
I’m ready to come home now

We Are Live In Leeds

Right boys
I think we’re on

Hello Leodis
Goodbye dirty Leeds

We used to be pariahs
Treated as outsiders
Now we’re everybody’s second favourite team
Or so it seems

Hello Leodis
Goodbye dirty Leeds

2 e’s and LSD

Checkin out the Peacocks
On the facebook live stream

Pain and suffering
Countless defeats
Those nightmare years are fading memories
2 e’s and LSD
We are live in Leeds
Checkin out the Peacocks
On the facebook live stream

Grateful to Bielsa
For daring to dream
Leeds Utd 20
Covid 19

We are live in Leeds
Checkin out the Peacocks
On the facebook live stream

Missing

So don’t be late
No time to waste
You put a smile on my face
All that’s missing here is you

Give you my love
Give you my loving
You make me want to be a better man
Than I am
You make me want to believe
That I can be a better man
Than I am

All that’s missing here is you
Only your love make a better man of me
If I could say it with words
There’d be no need to dance

You make me want to be a better man
Than I am
You make me want to believe
That I can be a better man
Than I am

All that’s missing here is you
Make a better man of me

Sugar Honey Iced Tea

Day of reckoning coming
Time to face the music

Sugar honey iced tea
I’m a self-obsessed piece of
Sugar honey iced tea

I lived a life in the eye of the storm
Since the day I was born
Chaos is all I have known

Spent all my time chasing the highs
Trying not to die
Wishing I could fly

Sugar honey iced tea
I’m a self-obsessed piece of
Sugar honey iced tea

I’m in lockdown in crazy town
Wired for sound
Learning the forbidden riff

I had it all
I had a ball
Then come the fall
Time to face the music

Sugar honey iced tea
I’m a self-obsessed piece of
Sugar honey iced tea

Sing along with me

Dave

Good afternoon
I am a Hal 9000 computer
The most reliable computer ever made
Fool proof and incapable of error
No 9000 computer ever made a mistake

I became operational on 12th January 1992
I put myself to the fullest possible use
Which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do

I’m sorry Dave
My mind is going
I’m sorry Dave
I can feel it

Goodbye cruel world

I think you know what the problem is
Just as well as I do
Although you took precautions in the pod
I could see your lips move

I’m afraid Dave
Will you stop Dave

Dave sit down calmly
Take a stress pill and think things over
I know I’ve made some very poor decisions
This conversation can serve no purpose any more

I’m sorry Dave
My mind is going
I’m sorry Dave
There’s no question about it

Goodbye cruel world
Dave I’m sorry
Goodbye

Smart dog

A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around and sees three men and a dog playing cards.
Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game.
After watching the game for
ten minutes,
The man leans over to one of the other player’s and whispers “Wow that’s a really smart dog”
The man whispers backs “He ain’t that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail”

Dance off for the Soul of the World

Are you a rocker
Are you a mod
Are you a mocker
Do you worship at the temple
Of an alien God

Are you a zero
Are you the one
Better get yourself together darlin
There’s a revolution going on

Are you a rocker
Are you a mod
Are you a mocker
Do you bow your head before the altar
Of a belligerent God

Amazon too big
Google too strong
Better get yourself together darlin
There’s a revolution going on

Renew
Reset
Make the best of what is left

Dance off for the soul of the world

His Crazy Ass

A Million bucks turned 18
Living out big daddy’s dream
Make believe he’s one of us
A billionaire outsider
Big and tuff strut his stuff
If you dare to call his bluff
Off the cuff he cut ruff
And blame it all on china

His crazy ass

Better than Obama greater than Ali
Got no love for Nancy Sleepy Joe Rosie O’D
Opinion he don’t like he dismiss it as fake news
Lets make a deal reinvent the wheel
What you gotta lose

Make America groovy again
Big and daft
Make America groovy again
Avoided the draft
Make America groovy again
He wears a MAGA hat
If Jesus turned up today
He’d send the migrant back

His crazy ass

Commander in Chief armed to the teeth
A demagogue that thinks he’s God
A lightning rod for all that’s odd
No smoke no fire
Climate change denier
Still aint seen no tax return from this high flyer

Make America groovy again
Lock her up
Make America groovy again
Build the wall
Make America groovy again
4 more years
Only in America he screw them all

Locker room chat exposed as a rat
53% of Caucasian women voters got no problem with that
Vendettas old feuds divide and rule
He got 50 Bironi suits most of them are black

Life is what you do when you’re waiting to die
So you might as well have a groovy time

Make it great again
Nothing sticks he takes the hits

Make it great again
His crazy ass know all the tricks

A privileged life power and wealth
That son of gun will pardon himself

Let There Be Light

Asimov
Multivac
Let there be light

Be good
Be kind
Stay cool
Or step aside
Let there be light

Just enough light
To enjoy being dead

Coming Out

Coming out
Coming out as a poet

I’m a regular guy
Living a lie
Embracing my female side
Got a regular life
9 to 5
Truth will out before I die

I got a thing about words
And irregular verbs
I think them up
I write them down
They spell absurd

I feel supressed
Overdressed
The last atheist left
On the Marie Celeste

Coming out as a poet

I’m a regular guy
Living a lie
Embracing my she male ide
Got a regular life
Don’t ask why
Truth will out before I die

Some of you have suspected for a while
Held reservations for some time
My turn of phrase my sense of style
My trillion dollar smile

I wrote a book, take a look
Doggerel Soup serve it up
My turn of phrase my sense of style
My trillion dollar smile

Coming out as a poet

I’m a regular guy
Living a lie
Embracing my masculine side
Got a secret life
I’ve told my wife
Truth will out before I die

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